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Friends Caitlyn and Michelle drink and tell true stories of people who survived crime, natural disasters and everything else in between. On this bi-weekly podcast, we tell new stories each episode along with discussions and a little banter. We have a special drink each time, so grab a glass and join us! Let’s cheers to these amazing survivors as they should totally be dead right now.
Friends Caitlyn and Michelle drink and tell true stories of people who survived crime, natural disasters and everything else in between. On this bi-weekly podcast, we tell new stories each episode along with discussions and a little banter. We have a special drink each time, so grab a glass and join us! Let’s cheers to these amazing survivors as they should totally be dead right now.
Episodes

Mar 15, 2021
Episode 65: Thrown in a River and Cut in Half
Mar 15, 2021
Mar 15, 2021
36 min
This week we talk about Thanh Voong, a young man trying to help his friends gather money to pay back a debt. When he shows up with not enough money, a group of masked men tie him up and throw him into the river. We also talk about Truman Duncan, a railroad maintenance worker who falls on the tracks and gets run over by the oncoming train. Listen to how they survived now!
Drink of the week: Watermelon Mojitos

Mar 1, 2021
Episode 64: The One Where They Died
Mar 1, 2021
Mar 1, 2021
47 min
This week both of our stories have our survivors pronounced dead! Our first story is about the Orlando Pulse Nightclub shooting. This is where Keinon Carter went to have a fun night with his friend. When 2am comes around, a gunman shows up and opens fire. The next story is about Mary Neal. An avid kayaker who goes to Chile to kayak for vacation. When she is forced to go down a waterfall she gets lodged underwater upside down. Listen to how they survived now!
Drink this week: Tom Collins

Feb 15, 2021
Episode 63: The Things You Do For Love
Feb 15, 2021
Feb 15, 2021
51 min
Happy Valentine's Day! This episode we talk about a young couple who spends Valentine's Day in the hospital to welcome their first child. Things go wrong when the mother goes into cardiac arrest and doctors figure out she has a rare condition, amniotic fluid embolism. We also talk about honeymooners who take a hike in a volcano. When the husband slips and falls, his wife finds him concussed and vomiting blood. Now she has to navigate her way back with no cell service and an injured husband. Listen to how they survived now!

Feb 1, 2021
Episode 62: Tsunami and UFO Abduction
Feb 1, 2021
Feb 1, 2021
51 min
This week we talk about Dwayne Meadows. He is spending the holidays at the Similan Islands, when he notices the ocean has receded quite a bit. He has no time to escape as a 15 foot wave sweeps him up. We also talk about Terrell Copeland, a marine that sees something weird in the sky. Next thing he knows he is being visited in his sleep by aliens. Trying to process his missing memories he remembers being abducted, Listen to how they survived now!
Drink this week: Fresh Pineapple Margaritas

Jan 18, 2021
Episode 61: Poisoned and Left for Dead
Jan 18, 2021
Jan 18, 2021
37 min
This week we talk about Ashley Wallace. After her father and step father died, she would find herself trying to hang onto life as she poisoned by her very own mother. We also talk about Hugh Glass, a fur trapper in the 1800s. He was mauled by a grizzly bear and left for dead. Listen to how they survived now!
Drink of the Week: Vanilla Coke

Jan 4, 2021
Episode 60: The Ripper and Snowbound
Jan 4, 2021
Jan 4, 2021
36 min
Happy New Year! This episode we talk about one of the Yorkshire Ripper's victims, Mo Lea. A young college student who was trying to catch a bus home late at night, but never reached her destination. We also talk about Ernest Castel, a man and his brother driving thirteen hours to get home, but is caught in a blizzard. Listen to how they survived now!
Drink of the Week: Tequila Sunrise
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Dec 21, 2020
Episode 59: A Sad Christmas
Dec 21, 2020
Dec 21, 2020
39 min
This episode we talk about Katrina Yuzefpolsky and her family who receive an unwelcome guest on Christmas Eve. We also talk about Juliane Koepcke, who is flying home with her mother when she finds herself falling 2 miles out of the sky. Listen to how they survived now!
Drink this Week: Naughty and Nice Shots

Dec 7, 2020
Dec 7, 2020
42 min
This week we talked about Wenseslao, a man who is sentenced to death by firing squad. We also talk about John, who finds himself seven stories below ground in a icy crevasse. Listen to how they survived now!
Drink of the Week: Hot Peppermint Bark
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Nov 23, 2020
Episode 57: Mobsters and Chains
Nov 23, 2020
Nov 23, 2020
50 min
This week we talk about a potential mob hit on a family. We also talk about a family who is caught in a riptide and a large group of strangers rally to save them. Listen to how they survived now!

Nov 16, 2020
Episode 56: Try to Stay Calm
Nov 16, 2020
Nov 16, 2020
46 min
This week we talk about a young Marine who is determined to join the war after Pearl Harbor, but is faced with two grenades landing just feet away. We also talk about a couple coming home to see their young daughter, but everything went wrong on their flight back. Listen to how they survived now!