I Should Totally Be Dead Right Now Podcast

Episode 139: Unsafe Environments

This week we talk about Mason Wells, a young teen who not only survived one bombing attack, but two! We also talk about Colin Angus and his two friends. They set out to cross the Amazon river over several months, as they encounter several near death experiences along the way. Listen to how they survived now!

Drink of the Week: Dirty Shirley 

Episode 138: St Patrick's Day

This week we talk about Jaclynn Fitzgibbons, a young woman celebrating St Patrick's Day with her friends. In the late evening she is waiting for a ride home when a group of men approach. The next thing she remembers is waking up in the hospital. We also talk about how beer saved lives. Yes that is correct, beer helped save several lives. Listen to how they survived now!

Drink of the Week: The Sparkling Irishmen  

Episode 137: Timing is Everything

This week we talk about Olivia Jackson, a stunt double working on a film. When the stunt changes at the last minute she finds herself in a coma. We also talk about ‎Charlotte Anne Moberly and Eleanor Jourdain, two academics in the 1900’s. When they go on holiday to France they find themselves walking back in time.

Drink of the Week: Grape Fizz

Episode 136: Falling into Darkness

This week we talk about Terrell Williams, a 21 year old stopping into a convenience store for a snack. Someone is in his car when he comes out and before he can defend himself, he is shot several times. We also talk about Christopher Jones, who is about to do his first solo skydiving jump. Mid way Christopher runs into trouble and is now falling to the ground unconscious. Listen to how they survived now!

Michelle's Top 10 Drinks

1. Pink Starburst Ep.12

2. Cantaloopy with a Twist Ep.50

3. Adult Butterbeer Ep.49

4. Blackberry Basil Lemonade Ep.113

5. Spiced Rum and Vanilla Coke Ep.61

6. New Orleans Fizz Ep.70

7. Sparkling Caramel Apple Cider Ep.85

8. Homemade Eggnog Ep.85

9. Hennessy and Apple Juice Ep.104

10. Lavender Gimlets Ep.126

Episode 135: Shot and Failed

This episode we talk about Whitney Austin, a mother of two going to work at the bank. She walks in and is immediately shot several times. We also talk about Melanie Pace. Her body began to swell after an intense workout and found herself in the hospital. Listen to how they survived now!

Caitlyn's Top Ten Drinks:

1. Cantaloopy (Ep. 39)

2. Watermelon Spice (Ep. 97)

3. Crisp Apple Cider Mule (Ep. 131) 

4. Sour Watermelon Slushy (Ep. 51)

5. Pink Starburst (Ep. 12)

6. Peppermint White Russian (Ep. 108)

7. Tom Collins (Ep. 64)

8. Fiery Grapefruit Ginger Cocktail (Ep. 76)

9. Five Farms Shots (Most episodes)

10. Chocolate Hazelnut Irish Cream Iced Latte (Ep. 69)

Episode 134: Merry Miracles

Happy Holidays! This week we talk about Christopher Smith, a man going on a first date. The date goes well and they head back to his house. Soon after they arrive a man breaks with a gun. We also talk about Joey, who gets caught in a snow storm while walking outside. Listen to how they survived now!

Drink of the Week: The Grinch

Episode 133: Medical Miracles

This week we talk about Beverly Bertram, a woman recovering from leg surgery when she is given a lethal dose of insulin. She does not know that she had an encounter with one of Canada's worst serial killers. We also talk about Lee Tylor, a student at a university heading home from celebrating his birthday. A group of men start to chase him and Lee jumps a fence. He receives an electric shock that catches him on fire. Listen to how they survived now!

Drink of the Week: Peppermint Mocha Martini

Episode 132: Breathe In, Breathe Out

This week we talk about the Siems family getting ready for Thanksgiving. The family believe they caught the flu as they are getting ill one by one, but once they make it to the hospital they are surprised at the diagnosis. We also talk about the failure and success of the Apollo 13. Three astronauts have a mission to get to the moon, but their oxygen gets compromised. Listen to how they survived now!

Drink of the Week: Fall Blush

Episode 131: Teachers are the Best

This week we talk about Eilish Poe, an elementary school teacher who has a summer fling that goes wrong. Her attacker breaks into her house and waits for her to get home. We also talk about Pamela Salant, a kindergarten teacher that goes camping with her boyfriend. She gets lost in the dense forest with a now broken leg. Listen to how they survived now!

Drink of the Week: Crisp Apple Cider Mule

Episode 130: Mothman

Happy Halloween! This week we talk about the history and encounters of the Mothman of Point Pleasant. Michelle goes into detail about the origins and mystery behind Mothman. Listen to how these people survived!

Drink of the Week: Mothman White Russian